Expert code rehabilitation for applications built with AI tools. We diagnose, repair, and future-proof your codebase so you can ship with confidence.
You used AI to build fast. Now you're paying the price. These are the symptoms of AI Slop Syndrome—and we've seen them all.
Your AI-generated prototype impressed stakeholders, but now it crashes in production every other day.
The codebase is a maze of inconsistent patterns, mysterious variables, and functions that do 47 different things.
What should take milliseconds takes seconds. Database queries that would make a DBA cry.
Fix one thing, break three others. The code is held together by duct tape and prayers.
SQL injection? Check. Exposed API keys? Check. Auth that a teenager could bypass? Check.
Your cloud bill is astronomical because the code was optimized for "getting it done" not efficiency.
Recognize 3 or more? Your codebase needs surgery.
Get your free diagnosisFrom quick assessments to complete rebuilds—we have the expertise to handle any level of code catastrophe.
First response assessment
Comprehensive audit of your codebase to identify critical issues, security vulnerabilities, and technical debt.
Complete code rehabilitation
Hands-on refactoring and rehabilitation of your codebase. We fix the issues, improve architecture, and leave you with maintainable code.
Strategic rebuild
When surgery isn't enough. We rebuild critical components from scratch while preserving your business logic and data.
AI Slop Surgery is a specialized service from Lone Star Media—a team with over two decades of software development experience. We're not new to fixing broken code. We're just seeing a lot more of it lately.
We've spent 20+ years building, maintaining, and rescuing software projects of all sizes. Enterprise platforms, SaaS products, legacy migrations—we've debugged it all.
We use AI tools daily—Cursor, Claude, Copilot, and more. We know exactly how they work, where they excel, and the specific ways they create technical debt.
We've been cleaning up AI-generated code for our existing clients. Now we're offering this expertise as a dedicated service for companies who need it.
AI coding tools are incredible for velocity. We use them ourselves. But they optimize for "code that looks right" not "code that works at scale." The patterns they produce often look clean on the surface while hiding serious architectural issues, security vulnerabilities, and performance problems underneath.
That's not a knock on AI—it's just reality. And it's why having experienced developers review and rehabilitate AI-generated code isn't optional anymore. It's essential.
Tell us about your codebase. We'll provide a free initial assessment and recommend the right treatment plan.