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Your AI wrote the code.
We make it actually work.

Expert code rehabilitation for applications built with AI tools. We diagnose, repair, and future-proof your codebase so you can ship with confidence.

20+ years in software development
A Lone Star Media service
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12 issues
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Does this sound familiar?

You used AI to build fast. Now you're paying the price. These are the symptoms of AI Slop Syndrome—and we've seen them all.

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It worked in the demo...

Your AI-generated prototype impressed stakeholders, but now it crashes in production every other day.

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Nobody understands it

The codebase is a maze of inconsistent patterns, mysterious variables, and functions that do 47 different things.

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Painfully slow

What should take milliseconds takes seconds. Database queries that would make a DBA cry.

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Random bugs appear

Fix one thing, break three others. The code is held together by duct tape and prayers.

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Security nightmares

SQL injection? Check. Exposed API keys? Check. Auth that a teenager could bypass? Check.

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Bleeding money

Your cloud bill is astronomical because the code was optimized for "getting it done" not efficiency.

Recognize 3 or more? Your codebase needs surgery.

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Treatment Options

Choose your intervention level

From quick assessments to complete rebuilds—we have the expertise to handle any level of code catastrophe.

1-2 days

Code Triage

First response assessment

Comprehensive audit of your codebase to identify critical issues, security vulnerabilities, and technical debt.

  • Full codebase review
  • Security vulnerability scan
  • Performance bottleneck identification
  • Architecture assessment
  • Prioritized action plan
  • Risk scoring report
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2-8 weeks

Full Surgery

Complete code rehabilitation

Hands-on refactoring and rehabilitation of your codebase. We fix the issues, improve architecture, and leave you with maintainable code.

  • Everything in Triage
  • Critical bug fixes
  • Security hardening
  • Performance optimization
  • Code refactoring
  • Documentation
  • Test coverage improvement
  • CI/CD setup
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4-16 weeks

Code Transplant

Strategic rebuild

When surgery isn't enough. We rebuild critical components from scratch while preserving your business logic and data.

  • Module-by-module rebuild
  • Modern architecture design
  • Full test suite
  • Zero-downtime migration
  • Team training included
  • Long-term support options
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Why Trust Us

We've seen it all

AI Slop Surgery is a specialized service from Lone Star Media—a team with over two decades of software development experience. We're not new to fixing broken code. We're just seeing a lot more of it lately.

20+
Years in Business
100s
Projects Delivered
Full Stack
Technical Expertise
AI Native
Modern Workflows

Battle-Tested Experience

We've spent 20+ years building, maintaining, and rescuing software projects of all sizes. Enterprise platforms, SaaS products, legacy migrations—we've debugged it all.

AI-Fluent Team

We use AI tools daily—Cursor, Claude, Copilot, and more. We know exactly how they work, where they excel, and the specific ways they create technical debt.

Already Doing This

We've been cleaning up AI-generated code for our existing clients. Now we're offering this expertise as a dedicated service for companies who need it.

Here's the truth about AI-generated code

AI coding tools are incredible for velocity. We use them ourselves. But they optimize for "code that looks right" not "code that works at scale." The patterns they produce often look clean on the surface while hiding serious architectural issues, security vulnerabilities, and performance problems underneath.

That's not a knock on AI—it's just reality. And it's why having experienced developers review and rehabilitate AI-generated code isn't optional anymore. It's essential.

Free Consultation

Ready for surgery?

Tell us about your codebase. We'll provide a free initial assessment and recommend the right treatment plan.

We'll respond within 24 hours. No spam, no sales calls, just honest assessment.